Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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