soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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