I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i drank out of a bidet.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I need a beard to bite.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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