Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Tornado booty call.. dedication
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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