Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
