Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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