I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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