You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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