I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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