do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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