How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't deserve a penis
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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