If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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