it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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