I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Dicks are not precious.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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