either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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