that's an acceptable place to lick
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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