I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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