Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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