True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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