wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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