do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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