So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Randomize
