my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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