so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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