his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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