jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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