fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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