It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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