so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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