now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
