How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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