I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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