I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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