Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
