He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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