the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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