he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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