Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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