You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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