We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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