It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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