gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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