brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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