Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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