I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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