So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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