He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
