I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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