If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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