im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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