let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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